1 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,190 The armor of the Eight Immortals. 2 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,601 Doesn't look special. 3 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,141 Need a housekeeper? 4 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,683 Termite. 5 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,293 Please get the mustard greens. 6 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:24,944 JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES 7 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,592 Jackie, 8 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,761 you're too loud. 9 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,830 Uncle, you were the one who shouted. 10 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:50,103 You insulted the only relic of the Eight Immortals. 11 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,739 You're the one who surprised me. 12 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,208 You insulted your uncle. 13 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:57,410 Hey, Jackie. 14 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,178 Jade, why are you up? 15 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:02,782 The noisy old man woke up. He hasn't slept in days. 16 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:05,351 Tohru, where's my tea? 17 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:07,787 What? 18 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:14,060 Uncle, why aren't you sleeping? 19 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,663 Because I'm haunted by demons in my brain. 20 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:20,667 When I lay down, all I heard was, "Mantra chi". 21 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,168 Have you tried counting sheep? 22 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,437 The devil always eats it. 23 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,807 Well, thanks for looking after Jade. 24 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:30,977 Where are you going? 25 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:35,281 We must study the armor and uncover the magic it contains. 26 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:38,218 Now? It's 03.00, Uncle. 27 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,819 You should try to sleep. 28 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:44,090 How can I sleep amidst this noise? 29 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,393 - Yes? - Jackie, we saw the Hand of Darkness. 30 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,528 I will be there. 31 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,730 - You want to know where? - I do not care. 32 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,498 Anywhere but here. 33 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:53,967 Good. 34 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,539 Uncle, I'm going to Spain. 35 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,240 I will contact you for a chi spell 36 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,843 after knowing what demons we were facing. 37 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,713 Bring the armor. Who knows, it might be useful. 38 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,416 But you have to uncover the magic it contains. 39 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,820 How can I do it if you bring it? 40 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:20,927 Festive. 41 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:24,497 I'm telling you, Pamplona is famous for something. 42 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:25,965 It must be the paella. 43 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:29,736 The thing you hit with a stick until candy comes out? 44 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,338 That's a pinata, Ratso. 45 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:35,541 This is Spain, not Mexico. 46 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,321 I'm sure this place is famous for something. 47 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:53,893 Soon it will be famous for the rise of Dai Gui, the Earth Demon. 48 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,997 Won't. 49 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:05,638 Jade, the television is too loud. 50 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,076 Still too noisy. 51 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,480 I can still hear the sound of electricity in the wires. 52 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,783 Unplug it. 53 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,952 I hope there is a way to calm Uncle. 54 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,261 There should be a sedative potion here. 55 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:42,341 Call Uncle a sleepyhead because in a moment he fell asleep. 56 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:48,815 Jade, the book laughs at me. 57 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,450 Not soon. 58 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,951 Want some tea, Uncle? 59 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,053 Yes. Hot tea. 60 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:03,796 Jade, this tea tastes like it was brewed with a goat's beard. 61 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:07,033 One more thing, this is bitter. 62 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,569 One more thing, it's cold. 63 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,338 One more... 64 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:19,378 Got you. 65 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,960 - Foo's rights? - I'm here. 66 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:36,829 Chan! 67 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,702 Spanish Mackerel Technique. 68 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,240 Hey! 69 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,112 Stop him, you dandy. 70 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,448 I'm trying, Old Dragon. 71 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,654 Don't touch white magic. 72 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,229 Hey. 73 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,036 I'll get it. 74 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:20,273 Do not be stupid. It's white magic. 75 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:27,113 - Take. - Gorilla Grip. 76 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:31,117 Hear that, Chan? 77 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,919 The Earth Demon is free. 78 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,254 How could it be an Earth Demon, Stupid? 79 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,957 The portal is still open. 80 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:51,304 That's what Pamplona is famous for. 81 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,144 Running bull. 82 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,756 - The box. - What? 83 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,634 Hey! 84 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,362 Mouse Goes Through the Labyrinth. 85 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,940 Chan. 86 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,214 What? 87 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,419 Mouse Takes Cheese. 88 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:24,764 So, how well do you sleep? 89 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,271 Very sleepy. 90 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,142 Uncle's Rare Find. Can I help you? 91 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,977 - Jade? - Jackie, how is it in Spain? 92 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,346 Have you ever tried that old and smelly armor? 93 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,983 No, but I did get a straddle and a sore butt. 94 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,518 I want to talk to Uncle. 95 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,988 Uncle is sleeping. 96 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,390 That's good. 97 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,125 No, wake him up. 98 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,962 I need Uncle in Spain immediately. 99 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:59,165 He just went into the toilet. 100 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,467 You know what he's like when he's disturbed in the toilet. 101 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,868 I will convey the message. 102 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,571 Yes. 103 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,772 Earth Devil. 104 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,976 Yes, chi spell. 105 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,510 Good. I'll tell you. 106 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:16,515 How long will the deep sleep magic last? 107 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,388 Get up! 108 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,392 We should force Uncle to count sheep. 109 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:30,296 Sheep! Tohru, you're great. 110 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,667 I will use the sheep amulet to free my soul 111 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,369 to Uncle the Sleepyhead's dream. 112 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,404 So, you can tell us about the Earth Devil 113 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,939 and he will give you... 114 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,240 Mantra chi. 115 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,314 Enter. 116 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,225 Sheep again. 117 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,628 Jade, nice to see you. 118 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:03,996 Is it true? 119 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:09,435 You are my favorite person in the world. 120 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,670 You're not Uncle. What are you doing to him? 121 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:16,509 Jade, you're really weird. 122 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,284 This is just a dream. 123 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,355 Give the materials to cast chi spells to the Earth Demon 124 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,857 and you can go back to being a freak. Yes? 125 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,227 Should I think about the devil? 126 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,431 Happy thoughts. Just think about it. 127 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,300 Uncle, I need the chi spell now. 128 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,637 Fine, Miss Grumpy. 129 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,239 First, you need the symbol of the Immortal Being 130 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,842 who once defeated the Earth Devil. 131 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,110 And that is? 132 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,546 Flower. 133 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,647 Second, 134 00:11:56,582 --> 00:12:01,854 You need the main ingredient that is often found in chi spells, ewe's hair. 135 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,789 I just found out my hair is so powerful. 136 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:04,857 And third? 137 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,760 For that, I have to research. 138 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,528 After sleeping. 139 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,964 Uncle! 140 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,371 - So? - Bring Mr. Jolly. 141 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,573 We will fly to Spain. 142 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,308 Mr. Jolly? 143 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,478 What if Uncle doesn't wake up when he casts the chi spell? 144 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,714 We have a long way to go to complete our research. 145 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,517 - Black. - Captain Black, 146 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,385 I've been trying to call you for a while. 147 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:35,387 Sorry, Jackie. There's an office softball game. 148 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,822 Guess who hit the home run? 149 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,924 Did you succeed? Congratulations... 150 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,094 No, listen. I need the help of a spy satellite. 151 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,163 I lost track of Valmont. 152 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,460 Glad you're free, Dai Gui. 153 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,698 Too many flowers. 154 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,867 Dai Gui doesn't like beauties. 155 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:27,306 My kingdom must be buried in the ground. 156 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:32,044 Don't just stand there. Start digging. 157 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,046 Dig? 158 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:40,486 We are happy to help you, my Mighty Brother, 159 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,790 but we have to look for other portals and families to be freed. 160 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,760 Okay. 161 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,263 Let me do the dirty work. 162 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,424 - Antelope Flees from Raging Bull. - Land shark. 163 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:53,392 You are a very big caterpillar 164 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,896 or the Jackie Chan the devils are talking about. 165 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,165 Caterpillar. 166 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:04,103 Prepare to die, Jackie Chan. 167 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,965 There's no harm in trying. 168 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,837 If you have the strength, 169 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,774 it's time to show up. 170 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,809 Look what I found. 171 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,585 Caterpillars or flatworms? 172 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,895 Do not feel. 173 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,499 We have all the chi ingredients. 174 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,201 - We did it. - Good. 175 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:13,005 Because it looks like the sleeping magic won't disappear any time soon. 176 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,274 About that little mistake, T. 177 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:18,210 Maybe Jackie didn't need to know about that. 178 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,013 How could Jackie not be aware? 179 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,085 Earthquake? 180 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,720 Earth Devil. 181 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,768 Jackie! 182 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,307 Uncle. 183 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,781 Uncle, you look fresh. 184 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,616 Do you have the chi spell? 185 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,954 Yes. 186 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,022 Where? 187 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,325 Uncle needs preparation time. 188 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,994 I'll keep Dai Gui busy. 189 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:27,079 I'll destroy that armor. 190 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,988 You must be soft inside like a dried lychee. 191 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,357 No! Uncle, hurry! 192 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,771 Uncle, it's not time to sleep. 193 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,340 Don't worry, Jackie. His chi will be ready soon. 194 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,742 You made the chi spell? 195 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,676 Later. 196 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,452 Now, my hair. 197 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,189 Jade, the spell. 198 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,657 Now, T. 199 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,039 Still need practice. 200 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,340 There are no open portals. 201 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,042 The spell doesn't work. 202 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,744 But I've followed the instructions. 203 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,587 Dai Gui doesn't like flowers. 204 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,322 No. 205 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,791 Uncle, you wake up. 206 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,293 Good morning, Jade. 207 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,804 Uncle, we have gathered the ingredients. What is wrong? 208 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,906 I don't see any ewe hair. 209 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,475 I've plucked until I'm almost bald. 210 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,945 No, Jade. Ewes. 211 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,816 Many ewe sheep in your dream. 212 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,951 Wool? 213 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,207 This is my favorite part. 214 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,077 No! 215 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,587 How are you, Uncle? 216 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,323 Okay, thank you. 217 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,725 Except for the devil screaming in my face! 218 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,394 One more thing, 219 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:58,430 I told you this armor is good. 220 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,265 One more thing, 221 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:03,402 never doubt uncle. 222 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,873 You should make Uncle's tea stronger. 223 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,474 He's still grumpy. 224 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:13,178 Tea all over China is not enough to calm Uncle. 225 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:18,050 But I prefer Mr. Grumpy to Mr. Jolly. 226 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,490 Hey, Jackie. 227 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,526 how many hours per day do you practice? 228 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,161 Depends. 229 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:33,198 If I'm shooting all day, at least an hour per day. 230 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:35,867 If there is no shooting for a few days, 231 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,503 at least three hours per day. 232 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,306 I trained very hard. 233 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:44,309 I have to watch my diet. 234 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,179 Health is the main thing.